I’m just imagining all his uptight guests being lik oh my word goodness me, and they do it all over his fancy food and will’s like smashing octopus and shit into his face or like right into that weird red gravy ohmyfu
Like, that scene from season 1 when hannibal has a dinner party and there’s like a huge table with tons of people all dressed up and will just comes out of nOWHERE and just pulls his dick out like ”my sausage is the only thing ull be eating tonight big boy” banging him into the table so hard like its shaking and knocking glasses over hahahahaha goodbye
and hannibal has to pretend like it’s a surprise to him because he doesn’t want to seem rude so he’s like “oh no what is happening please someone call the cops” meanwhile he’s like clinging to will and is really into it even as will dumps a glass of wine in his hair and uses butter as lube
I imagine him applying the butter much like one would do to an ear of corn.
The guests are shocked and horrified and completely aroused. Some even hold up score cards.